(It is a cold March morning and Jack, Anna, Elsa, and Charlie are seated in the study)
Elsa: Ok people we need ideas where to go for our spring vacation any ideas?
Jack: We could go to Corona and by the the way isn't that where your cousin Rapunzel lives?
Elsa: No maybe for summer
Anna: We could go to Paris I'd love to see the Eiffel Tower
Elsa: We went their last spring
Anna: Oh yeah
Charlie: How about Disneyworld
Elsa: Ok Disneyworld it is
Elsa: Charlie what are you doing on your computer?
Charlie: Reserving our suite at All Star Music Resort
Elsa: Is it good?
Charlie: Jack recommended it he looked it up online
Elsa: Well Ok good night honey
Charlie: Goodnight to you too I love you
(Charlie shuts his computer and goes off to sleep)
Chapter 1 Magic Kingdom Edit
(The four get off a monorail and are appalled by the front gates)
Jack: Well this is only the beginning everyone
Anna: What are we waiting for?
Elsa: Let's go inside
Jack: Charlie remember when mom took us here for my 10th birthday
Charlie: Yep summer of 1995
Elsa: Let's go on It's a Small World
Charlie: WHY did you choose this ride Elsa that song is stuck in my head
Jack: MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!
Anna: Aww I think It's cute
Elsa: Charlie can you choose the next ride?
Charlie: Sure and it's not going to be boring or annoying as this one
(Seven Dwarves Mine Train)
Charlie: I LOVE THIS RIDE!!!
Elsa: ANNA SAVE ME!!!
Charlie: YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT!!!
Anna: I'M CHOOSING THE NEXT RIDE!!!
(The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh)
Charlie: I love this ride unlike that "Small World" one
Jack: I'm with you on that one Charlie
Elsa: I remember watching Pooh with Anna when I was three and Anna was only two weeks old
Anna: You're too kind Elsa
Charlie: This is my favorite part of the park
Charlie(in a creepy voice): The Haunted Mansion
Anna: Ooh is it scary?
Charlie: Very I bet you're too scared to go on it
Elsa: Well I'm not scared
Ghost Host: I challenge you to find a way out
Anna: I bet we can
Ghost Host: But there's always MY WAY
(Anna and Elsa both scream)
Jack: HA! I KNEW YOU WERE CHICKEN!
(Hall of Presidents)
Morgan Freeman AKA The Narrator: The ride has now ended God Bless America and enjoy the rest of your visit
Elsa: I'll tell you one thing Morgan Freeman is a good narrator but I preferred him in The Lego Movie
Charlie: Yeah but he was better in The Electric Company when he did the Spider Man skits
Anna: That's true Electric Company was my favorite show when me and Elsa were separated from each other back then the TV was my best friend
Elsa: Now that we're creating new memories we don't need a TV anymore
Jack: I loved this part when I was a kid
Charlie: Look Space Mountain
Jack: Up we go
Elsa: Charlie what's going on?
Charlie: I don't know Jack remembers more about this place than I do
Jack: Here we go
Elsa: JACK SWITZER I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Anna: Where's the action
Charlie: There isn't any this is the whole point of the ride
Elsa: Well at least this ride is relaxing
Jack: I can't wait for Adventureland
Jack: My favorite part of the park
Anna: Why is that?
Jack: Adventure of course
Elsa: I hope nothing jumps on the back of the ride like those ghosts at The Haunted Mansion
Charlie: I doubt that will happen Elsie
Anna: Yeah sis don't be scared
(Pirates Of the Carribean)
Charlie: Those pirates almost look real
Anna: Looking forward to Star Wars Weekend tomorrow Jackiepoo?
Elsa: I saw online that they originally used REAL skeletons in this ride
Jack: The wild west
Charlie: Reminds me of that Lone Ranger movie
Elsa: Doesn't it?
Elsa: NO MORE LOG RIDES!
Anna: I'M WITH HER!
Announcer:The ride is now over please exit the ride in an orderly fashion
Charlie: Look at me all wet!
Jack: Same here
Elsa: Party pooper
Anna: Yeah don't be party poopers guys
(Country Bears Jamboree)
Elsa: These bears sing good
Jack: Yeah but the film sucked bad
Anna: I was never too hard on it
Charlie: This is way better
Chapter 2: A Magical Night Edit
Jack: Finally the hotel
Elsa: Yeah finally
Charlie(holding a bottle of champagne): Want some?
Jack: I'm up for some
(after a drink the girls enter the bathroom)
Charlie: What is going on Jack?
Jack: I don't know Charlie but I think it's something that has to do with what they're wearing tomorrow
Anna(from bathroom): You're right!
(moments later the girls enter in bathrobes and take them off slowly and letting them drop revealing the sisters decked in slave bikinis)
Elsa: What do you think?
Anna: Tell us boys
Charlie: You look...uh...
Charlie: Yeah what he said
Elsa: So in other words we look...
Chapter 3: Hollywood Studios Edit
Jack: Well this is it
Anna: Jack I like your Han Solo outfit
Elsa: And Charlie I like your Jedi outfit
Jack: Well off to the first ride
(Great Movie Ride)
Jack: Look at all those movie scenes we saw
Charlie: Yeah Casablanca, Tarzan, Wizard Of Oz, and Singing In The Rain
Elsa: Yeah I heard a rumor that the plane in the Casablanca scene was the one actually used in the film
Anna: No let's go to the Indiana Jones Spetacular
(Indiana Jones Stunt Spetacular)
Guy Playing Indiana Jones: Marion jump
Anna: This is so amazing!
Jack: My kind of show!
Elsa: Yeah mine too!
Jack: Look at them all!
Elsa: Yeah almost like you can reach out and touch them
Anna: You can tell that to George Lucas
Charlie: Yeah 3D is the best thing created by man
(Twilight Zone Tower Of Terror)
Anna: What is going on?
Jack: I don't know but..
(All four scream on the way down)
Charlie: That ride was scary Jack
Jack: Yeah I can agree with you on that one
(Rock N Roller Coaster)
Charlie: The best saved for last
Elsa: Charlie if this is anything like that last ride I'll freeze you!
Anna: She's serious
Charlie: I know my wife and she would never do that to me
Chapter 4: Boob Talk Edit
(Back At The Hotel)
Jack: That was funny when I pulled up your slave bikini top to the ride cam
Anna: That was not funny!
Elsa: Well at least it's not like that incident when in the comic shop Merida got drunk in during that road trip to Mayfield and she pulled up her shirt to Charlie
Charlie: Well you're the one with the nicer rack
Elsa(embarrassed): Um thanks?
Charlie: Oh look at you blushing like a little strawberry
Anna: Say wasn't that also the road trip where me and Jack made love in that truck stop shower?
Jack: Yeah and I believe Kristoff walked in with my sister Katy and they started making out
Charlie: Well at least Katy is not a stripper anymore and her kids Johnny and Jimmy FINALLY have a father figure in their lives
Anna: Yeah but your big sister Charlee still is working at that trashy place called The Mousehole
Elsa: Didn't your ex fiancee Hans marry her?
Anna: Yeah Hans didn't know how to treat women until after his punishment
(in the bathroom)
Jack: Hey Charlie let's use a jedi mind trick on the girls so we can see each other's wive's boobs
Charlie: No way man
Jack: I'll pay you twenty bucks
(hands Charlie a twenty dollar bill)
Charlie: Ok fine
Jack: You will bare your boobs
Anna: Very funny guys we aren't falling for that
Charlie: In that case i'm taking my meds
Jack: I'm going to wash my face
(While the boys are turned around the girls pull up their Minnie Mouse and Snoopy sleep shirts and bare their breasts)
Anna: Oh how the wind feels so good on my naked breasts
(Elsa blows a raspberry at the boys)
Charlie: Well I'm going to bed
Elsa: Same here good night love
Anna: Good night Jack
Jack: Good night my sexy wife
Anna: Good night dear